I was walking on Wall Street when I noticed a old priest prowling about, brandishing a crucifix and a sign, getting Bronx cheers from all the traders and tourists. I quickly pursued and yelled "Hey!" He suddenly turned around with a jaunty ghoulish grin and I snapped this photo:
His sign read "ACLU JEWS ARE ANTI-CHRIST." I was confused as to whether these aforementioned Jews were simply anti-christ or whether they were all simultaneously, the Anti-Christ. We may never know.